British Lit, English/ELA, Teacher Resources

The FrankenTest

I sat down one day last spring with my annotated copy of Frankenstein, and EIGHT short HOURS later—voila! A FrankenTest was born created written. Human-written. By me. An actual human person.

On the last episode of Creating Resources with Always Learning HQ, I was playing with AI as a shortcut for writing media-bias practice passages. I needed something less triggering than real-life politics, sports, entertainment, or news for my students to get some reps identifying rhetorical elements in news writing. Don’t worry. Later, there was a major assessment involving real-life news articles. We just needed a little guided practice with some actual fake news before wandering into the wilderness of the current media landscape.

But for the FrankenTest, I went hardcore old school: just me in my office with a scandalous amount of coffee, a bag of Hershey’s Kisses, my teaching copy of the novel, a laptop, and my brain. At the end of the literal day, I was exhausted, but the product was totally worth it.

When my seniors took the test, the grades were everything I’d hoped. Students who read and annotated the novel scored in the high 90s. Students who studied summaries or practiced using AI chats scored from the mid 50s to low 70s.  

You see, at their core, English literature tests are reading tests. Of course, it helps to read the actual book, but many students can get the objective elements (and some analysis) from online sources. And what they don’t learn on summary sites or through AI, they pick up on as they tune in to class discussions. 

What they can’t do without actually reading the novel is adapt their brains to the writing style. That’s what makes this unit test a challenge. Obviously, Mary Shelley did not write the test. I did, with my coffee and Hershey’s Kisses. But some of Shelley’s language patterns and diction echo through the assessment. So students who read or listened to the novel did well, and students who also annotated did GREAT.

I’m excited for you to see this resource. Normally, you’d scroll to the bottom of the post to download a PDF of the resource. Not this time, though, and that kind of hurts my heart because I really love sharing free teacher resources.

For the sake of test security, the FrankenTest lives behind a paywall on Teachers Pay Teachers (answer key and essay rubric included). If you’re interested, there’s a decent preview on the listing.

More free stuff for classroom activities is coming soon to AlwaysLearningHQ.com. So keep checking back from time to time. I’m cleaning out the proverbial attic of resources from across four decades of teaching and putting each in one of four bins: keep, trash, donate, and sell.

It’ll be fun to see what lands here next. Hopefully, it won’t be a monster!

American Lit, English/ELA, Free Resources, Teacher Resources

Teaching English: Embracing the Challenge of Gatsby

A funny thing happened on the way to Q4. Our private school junior English teacher and department chair resigned, effective the end of February.

Burnout + Having a friend who needed help in his business RIGHT NOW = Early Exit.

We miss him. A lot. In many ways, he was the heart of the department. He has a poet’s soul and a young family, and, honestly, education in our current moment isn’t a great profession for poetic souls.

So I’m stepping in to teach a few English classes through the end of the year, added to my part-time journalism and communications job. Everything aligned—open position, hubs getting caught in a corporate RIF, sense that the Lord was leading me back into the classroom—to lead me back to full-time.

For two Q3 weeks + all of Q4, I’m teaching English again, and OF COURSE, I’m teaching content I’ve never taught before: Frankenstein and Gatsby. I really am excited to return to the English classroom for a little while. It’s just that… it’s Gatsby. Ew. Across my whole decades-long teaching career in education, I’ve successfully evaded Gatsby, the most overrated American novel in this history of ever. Hot take, I know. Everyone else LOVES teaching it. But *insert eyeroll* it’s just SO on-the-nose I can’t.

Anyway, for lack of love toward this work, I have to find something to be enthusiastic about, and since it’s laden with stereotypical characters, contrived settings, forced symbolism, and depressing themes, I’m reaching into the depths of my undying love for teaching high school students how to annotate literature. Yay, Mortimer Adler!

As I make content, I’ll share it here, so check back now and then. Or follow. That works too.

This post’s free resources are a slide/guide and a 17 x 11 printable poster of the system we’re using to close-read The Great Gatsby. I promised the kiddos that annotating would pay, so we’re having in-class reading checks with every assignment, and I’m letting them use their annotated books during the timed quizzes.

If you decide to download and use the resource, let me know how it goes. I’ll just be hanging out at the end of my dock, staring at green light across the water, Old Sport.